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Pick a President

Filed under: General — by Jane Novak at 7:28 am on Thursday, October 14, 2004

I yearn for a decade of dull and was too exhausted to blog on the debate. Fortunately for us, my 8 year old Little Miss took notes and wrote an article she entitled

Pick a President

Kerry says he will do good but he does not say how. Kerry can lie, trick and convins some but he shode not. He cannot do wate he says. He thinks pay go means you pay, he gos and spends.

Bush wants Tarainova (ed: our third grade standardardized test), the no kid left behind plan. Kerry says he voted for tax cut but he want to rase taxes. Bush is smart and interesting but Kerry just wants to be cool and win the eleshen.

As you can see, Bush is best. Botem line, Bush egenst Kerry, Bush should WIN. VOTE FOR BUSH!

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Pingback by Right Journal » Debate Analysis from an Expert

10/14/2004 @ 12:47 pm

[...] the final time on the subject. Rather than talk about it myself I thought it wise to let Jane’s eight year old have the floor. Kerry says he will do good but [...]

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Comment by Digger

10/14/2004 @ 7:45 am

Hahah! That is hilarious!

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Comment by Kathleen A

10/14/2004 @ 7:47 am

Great job! My son who is 9 commented as we read the close-captioning of Kerry’s closing statements that he looked like a helicopter with his hands flying about recklessly. I thought that was pretty accurate.

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10/14/2004 @ 7:48 am

Debate Analysis from an Expert
Now that the last debate, which was not a debate, is over, I am posting for the final time on the subject. Rather than talk about it myself I thought it wise to let Jane’s eight year old have the floor.

Kerry says he will do good but he does not …

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Comment by Jane

10/14/2004 @ 7:48 am

She’s going to be so thrilled she got another track back and when she reads the comments. Thank you!

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10/14/2004 @ 7:50 am

Notes On The Debate From An Eight Year Old Girl
Poor, tired Jane over at Armies of Liberation fell asleep and missed the debates last night. Her astute eight year old daughter took up the banner and writes an insightful piece that shatters all the spin put forth. Head on…

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10/14/2004 @ 1:30 pm

Morning Notes… Trippin’ Arround the Blogsphere
A BRUTAL assessment of the Debate from Heretical Ideas. Rob reports on Danziger Cartoon getting the boot! Good deal! Now you know why people Pirate Music. Via Wizbang. Mick has more on the Debate. Cul has early poll numbers with…

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10/14/2004 @ 7:02 pm

8 Year Old Comments on Third Debate
The eight year old daughter of a prominent blogger writes: “Kerry says he will do good but he does not say how. Kerry can lie, trick and convins some but he shode not. He cannot do wate he says. He…

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Comment by Chris Short

10/14/2004 @ 8:35 pm

She can guest blog anytime.

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Comment by Doug

10/15/2004 @ 12:01 pm

Little Miss ping.

My son who is 9 commented as we read the close-captioning of Kerry’s closing statements that he looked like a helicopter with his hands flying about recklessly.

I thought he was practicing kung-fu, but you know, that could have been a helicopter impression…

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Comment by Jeremy

10/17/2004 @ 1:30 am

To: Jane’s 8 year old daughter. Get your mom to set up your own blog. You could try and compete with her for how many readers you would get. I bet you would win. You go girl!

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Comment by dick

10/18/2004 @ 7:05 am

Kids see right through the BS, don’t they?

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Comment by Helen

10/19/2004 @ 1:28 pm

That’s a sharp and insightful kid there, Jane. She can guest blog any time.

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Comment by adult-galleries

10/25/2004 @ 2:47 pm

adult galleries

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Comment by Direct TV

12/22/2004 @ 6:44 am

Great point!http://www.direct-tv-online.com Direct TV

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Trackback by American Warmonger

4/15/2005 @ 12:54 am

Pick a president
Jane has asked her 8 year old daughter for the second time about this year’s elections. Kerry has still not been able to sway her vote. She might even be a better journalist than her mommy. Go read what she…

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