bin Laden Endorses Kerry, Parrots Moore
Criticising President Bush for reading My Pet Goat, and complaciency prior to 9/11, Usama bin Laden makes his reappearance in the world media.
“We decided to destroy towers in America,” bin Laden said, referring to the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks that destroyed the World Trade Center. Bin Laden also accused President Bush of deceiving the American people. In an address just days ahead of the U.S. presidential election, bin Laden also said the U.S. administration resembled “corrupt” Arab governments.
There’s debate as to whether bin Laden intends to encourage Bush’s re-election because it creates extremism or whether the statement was made in hopes encouraging a “sensative” Kerry presidency. Regardless of what’s in this maniac’s mind, one thing is clear, it’s time to stand together, united and tough, and spit in his face.
For the first time, bin Laden admits to the 9/11 attacks and boy that’s just going to crush those in the Arab world who have been insisting for years it was the Joooooos or Bush himself.
More at Digger’s Realm: In other related news the stock markets got a significant bump when the videos existance was announced and validated. Signs that the market feels this will help get Bush re-elected.
Ramblings Journal: Refering to next week’s elections, UBL told Americans: “Your security is not in the hands of (Democratic candidate John) Kerry or (President George W.) Bush or al-Qaida. Your security is in your own hands ….”
More: Rooftop Report. Passionate America has a close-up of UBL.
Rusty: Some Americans call for al-Aljazeera to be bombed.
Why do so many around the world hate America? We can start with al Jazeera. Al Jazeera, and media outlets like it, blame all the world’s ills on the United States. The context they provide for all images has a single unifying theme: the US is the cause of so much suffering in the world.
Bill has the translations: “In addition, the infidel George Bush is outsourcing America’s future with tax cuts to the wealthy. Where are the 1.6 million jobs? The infidel Bush is the first infidel since the infidel Herbert Hoover to lose jobs! Awake from your slumber, America! The infidel John Kerry has a plan. You can do better, Insha’Allah!”
“Let me tell you, I spoke to the infidel Christopher Reeve a week ago, and if the infidel John Kerry is elected President, Insha’Allah, the infidel Christopher Reeve will walk again!”
“The infidel Mary Cheney is a lesbian.”
