Election Update
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Click: This is Katie Couric at Wizbang headquarters with an election update. (beams) In the “Best Overall Blog” catagory, apparently some very talented Kos readers have devised an ingenious voting robot. Isn’t that cute? (beams) Poll watchers at Wizbang headquarters are engaging in a manual recount to certify the votes. Boy, that Kos has some loyal fans dedicated to victory for their candidate. Its great to see the political system in action. (tosses hair) Of course LGF readers and many of those on the right are tossing derogatory names like asshat, while those on the left are wondering if it is a Karl Rove inspired stroke of brilliance. One Wizbang commenter said there’s “no way to tell if it was agitprop by a freeper.” How true…..We all know about those brrr….(shivers) Freepers.
Meanwhile the titans battle it out in the Best New Blog Catagory: Bill at INDC unveiled TOP TEN REASONS to Vote for INDC including this gem: Geraghty’s picked up the annoying NRO tendency to refer to himself in the third person. He repeatedly stated “Jim Geraghty likes guns. Big ones. Oh yes, Jim Geraghty likes …” during his last appearance on Cam Edwards’ show. Katie finds this habit annoying as well.
The Kerry Spot battled back and issued the following statement: I have been told that in the coming days, a newly-formed 527 group called “Pajamahadeen Vets for Truth” will be running ads criticizing Bill. Of course, Jim dissassociates himself completely from the ads but we have found that his third grade teacher’s second cousin’s neighbor shops at the same bakery as Jim. I smell a scandal brewing here.
Lets toss it to Matt for updates on the other candidates in this catagory, Matt?
Matt: Good morning Katie, aren’t you chipper today? I’m stuck here in this trailer park as Jane Mosley Braun and Preston Kusinich court the pro-Hmong voting block.
Preston Kusinich stood on the hood of a car and leveled charges of voting irregularities by Jane. He then unleashed Warren Christopher who immediately began chasing a squirrel. In the most heart tugging moment of the day, Jane Mosley Braun began throwing Mary Kate and Ashley books to the assembled crowd of hillbillies, causing several of them to cry and beg for mercy. Can I come back to the studio now? Please? Katie?
Katie: Matt? Matt? Watch out for that very pretty and very large elephant charging you! Matt? Woops!
Click. Whoosh Dong. This is a Fox News Alert. According to the Federal government…today is Sunday. Expert analysis to follow. Whoosh Dong. This is a Fox News Alert. Jane Mosley Braun has barricaded herself in Preston Kusinich’s rainbow bus in an attempt to escape a rabid Warren Christopher and a crowd of pro-Hmong hillbillies throwing books. Apparently Braun has gotten hold of Kusinich’s secret stash of tofu and is hurling it back at the crowd. Matt Lauer has been trampled by a ‘bama pacaderm. Stay tuned for updates. Whoosh Dong. This is a Fox News Alert. Those who perpetrated the voter fraud in the weblog awards have been self-exonerated and no apology is expected to be forthcoming. (chuckles) Next, “Values” what are they and why….Click
